Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
