he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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