his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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