His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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