I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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