We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
