it's too hot outside to masturbate.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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