my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just tell him i said nine months
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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