she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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