you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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