"it" just moved
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
