just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
as a side note pls kill me
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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