belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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