Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
