hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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