Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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