I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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