He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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