he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
