This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
