smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am one with the molecules
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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