I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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