On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have already put on my inside pants.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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