you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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