I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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