no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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