No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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