Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i dont even know how to be here
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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