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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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