Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You don't make any sense
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