Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She bit a glass in half.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Randomize
