Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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