shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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