youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
