mondays should just be called national damage control day
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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