This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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