We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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