He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
