Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
