Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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