thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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