you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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