why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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