Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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