are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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