Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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