How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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