Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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