Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
kristin has been a bad kristin
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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