weddingsv make me drug and hornr
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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