Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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