I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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